- Truisms View
by evey_princess2u on May 03, 2005 at 18:34:29
Soooo True.....
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there
is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it
down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all
right?"
Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid
idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is
suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
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by capwhanda on May 06, 2005 at 06:52:17
I needed that - That was GOOD EVEY - THANKS - CAP- lmao View
by redhot_2oo3 on May 04, 2005 at 06:22:45
Gooduns
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