- gotta peee! View
by countrybumpkin600 on February 15, 2007 at 18:52:02
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful
>and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
>Breezers.
>
>Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in
>the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would
>take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather
>expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky
>enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it,
>so she proceeded to wipe with hat. After the girls did their business they
>proceeded to go home.
>
>The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
>sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other
>husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to
>suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!"
>
>That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck
>to her #*^that said.....'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never
>forget you.'[Post automatically censored for profanity]
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