>>
>>> >An old man and woman were married for many years,
>>> >even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation,
>>> >screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night The old
>> man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up&nb! sp; and
>>out of the grave
>> and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
>>> >Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic,
>> because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their
>>neighborhood.
>>> >The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's
>>> >relief,
>> he died of a heart attack when he was 68. His wife had a closed
>>casket
>> at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local
>>bar and began
>> to party, as if there was no tomorrow.
>>> >Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid
>> that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the
>>grave
>>and
>>come
>> back to haunt you for the rest of your life?"
>>> >The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig.
>>> >I had him buried upside down.......!

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