If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may
live in Indiana.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't
work there, you may live in Indiana.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in
Indiana.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
wrong number, you may live in Indiana.

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Muncie for the weekend, you
may live in Indiana.

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Indiana.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may
live in Indiana.

If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back
again, you may live in Indiana.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard
without flinching, you may live in Indiana.

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both
unlocked, you may live in Indiana.

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them,
you may live in Indiana.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,you
may live in Indiana.

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and
everybody is passing you, you may live in Indiana.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow, you may live in Indiana.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
construction, you may live in Indiana.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live
in Indiana.

If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Indiana.