- christmas joke View
by wild_n_sexy2007 on December 09, 2006 at 07:08:11
on christmas eve, a man goes into a pet shop to buy an unique present for his wife. so the manager shows him a lovely parrot named chet who sings carols. hes a bit quiet the man complains looking at the silent bird. the manager lets chet out of the cage and tickles his left foot. at once chet starts singing silent night. the man is very impressed then the manager tickles chets right foot and he sings jingles bells. the man is delighted and decides to buy him. he rushes home to his wife and insists on giving her this wonderful gift immediately. he tickles chets left foot and the bird sings silent night. he then tickles chets right foot and once more he lets loose with a rendition of jingle bells. the wife is thrilled but then suddenly chet flutters off round the room and lands on a lit candle with an almighty squawk the bird sings 'chets nuts roasting on an open fire....'


