I've been a very good girl this year. I have been nice to my sisters. I only want 1 thing for Duckmas this year, I want a new PICTURE (Thats P I C T U R E ) of JEFFREY MASSIE for our Staff Slideshow we are putting up for Christmas. Oh I would also like a pass for a year from Name change. Oh and If you want, seeing I am your favourite owl you can throw in 100,000 bux.

Thanks Santa Duck

See You Duckmas Eve

PS If you want to be extra generous my mommy needs a vacation

Love Sweet Widdle Tiffy

• Re: DEAR SANTA DUCK LETTER View
    by QT4life364 on November 19, 2009 at 20:29:06
  
  SANTA DUCKS RESPONSE IS IN THE CAPS

  Dear, Santa Duck

  I've been a very good girl this year. I have been nice to my sisters
  
  WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO BS?
  
  Oh I would also like a pass for a year from Name change.
  
  IF I WERE YOU I WOULD WANT A NAME CHANGE SO YOU COULD TRY TO FOOL ME INTO BELIEVING YOU ARE SOMEONE ELSE WHO IS A GOOD GIRL LOL
  
  
  I only want 1 thing for Duckmas this year, I want a new PICTURE (Thats P I C T U R E ) of THE DUCK for our Staff Slideshow we are putting up for Christmas.
  
  IS THE ASSEMBLY LINE READY TO MAKE DUCK DART BOARDS DUCK SHOOTING GALLERYS AND RECIPE BOOKS 1000 WAYS TO COOK A DUCK?
  
  
  Oh and If you want, seeing I am your favorite owl you can throw in 100,000 bux.
  
  100,000 BUX IS A DOWN PAYMENT ON A BRIBE TO SANTA DUCK BUT SANTA DUCK DOES NOT EXCEPT BRIBES CAUSE HE IS A SWEET DUCK
  
  
  Thanks Santa Duck

  See You Duckmas Eve
  
  PULL OUT THE GRILL MORE COAL IS COMING YOUR WAY
  
  
  PS If you want to be extra generous my mommy needs a vacation
  
  I WOULD TOO IF I HAD A MEAN LITTLE KID LIKE YOU
  
  Love Sweet Widdle Tiffy
  
  
  SWEET WIDDLE TIFFY? CHOKE, BARF, GAG
  
  AND BTW I FOUND OUT YOU WERE THE LITTLE BRAT WHO LIT THE FIREPLACE WITH A KETTLE OF HOT WATER LOADED WITH CARROTS AND ONIONS
  
  AND IF THAT WERE NOT BAD ENOUGH YOU LEFT OUT A GLASS OF SPOILED MILK AND A PLATE OF COOKIES MADE WITH EXLAX
  
  THIS YEAR WHEN I FLY BY YOUR HOUSE I WILL WILL NOT BE SANTA DUCK I WILL BE SANTA PIGEON DROPPING PRESENTS FOR YOU
  
  MY LAWYERS WILL BE IN CONTACT WITH YOU