Posted by T_Fire_Crafty (Gold Member) (Ranked on SpadeSnFriends (Safe Harbor Games) Ladder) on July 05, 2015 at 16:23:01 PDT:
Generation Gap
During one "generation gap" quarrel with his parents, young Michael cried, "I want excitement, adventure, money, and beautiful women. I'll never find it here at home, so I'm leaving. Don't try to stop me!"
With that, he headed toward the door. His father rose and followed close behind.
"Didn't you hear what I said? I don't want you to try to stop me."
"Who's trying to stop you?" replied his father. "If you wait a minute, I'll go with you."