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Posted by T_Fire_Crafty (Gold Member) (Ranked on SpadeSnFriends (Safe Harbor Games) Ladder) on April 11, 2015 at 11:19:12 PDT:

Subject: Dr. Geezer

An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said, Geezers's clinic. "Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000."

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.

So he went to Dr. Geezers's clinic.

This is what transpired.

Dr. Young: --- "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth." can you please help me ?? Dr. Geezer: --- "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."

Dr. Young: --- Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Doctor Young: "Oh no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see !!!!

Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so -- " Here's your $1000 back."

Dr. Young: "But this is only $500..."

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old "Geezer " !!!!

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: : Subject: Dr. Geezer : : : : : : : An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said, Geezers's clinic. "Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000." : Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. : So he went to Dr. Geezers's clinic. : This is what transpired. : Dr. Young: --- "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth." can you please help me ?? Dr. Geezer: --- "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth." : Dr. Young: --- Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!" : Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500." : Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money. : Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything." : Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." : Doctor Young: "Oh no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!" : Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500." : Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. : Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see !!!! : Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so -- " Here's your $1000 back." : Dr. Young: "But this is only $500..." : Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500." : Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old "Geezer " !!!!

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