Posted by T_Fire_Crafty (Gold Member) (Ranked on SpadeSnFriends (Safe Harbor Games) Ladder) on May 01, 2015 at 10:08:13 PDT:
Good News / Bad News
A pastor got up one Sunday to preach and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program."
The pastor continued, "The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."