Posted by T_Fire_Crafty (Gold Member) (Ranked on SpadeSnFriends (Safe Harbor Games) Ladder) on October 14, 2014 at 10:40:21 PDT:
Winter Morning
A wife texts her husband on a cold winter's morning: "Windows frozen."
Her husband texts back: "Pour some lukewarm water over it."
The wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer completely messed up now."