- A Damn Fine Explanation View
by Blondes_1001 on December 19, 2007 at 11:22:35
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making
love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset.
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me --
a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a
divorce straight away!"
And the husband replied, "Hang on just a minute, love, so at least I can
tell you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed," but they'll be the last words you'll say
to me!"
And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home,
and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out
and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She
told me that she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I
brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night,
the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The
poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she
was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I
threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have
had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I
also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you
don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my
sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and
I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and
don't use because someone at work has a pair the same."
The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for
my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned
to me with tears in her eyes and said, "Please ... do you have anything
else that your wife doesn't use?"- Re: A Damn Fine Explanation View
by sexxxy_luckydog17 on December 19, 2007 at 11:27:06
good one!
- Re: A Damn Fine Explanation View
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