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  • Don't mess with old people View
      by lfcfrom1970 on October 16, 2009 at 00:20:55

    HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD..............

    George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

    George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

    He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"

    He said "No, but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me".

    The police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy, you should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."

    George said, "Okay."

    He hung up the phone and counted to 30.

    Then he phoned the police again.......

    "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed".

    "Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them!"

    And he hung up.

    Within five minutes........

    6 Police Cars

    a SWAT Team

    a Helicopter

    2 Fire Trucks

    a Paramedic

    and an Ambulance

    all showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burglars red handed.

    One of the Policemen said to George........

    "I thought you said that you'd shot them"?

    George said.......

    "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

    (TrueStory) I LOVE IT!

    Don't mess with old people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Don't mess with old people View
        by just_kimmie32379 on October 16, 2009 at 21:28:26

      HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD..............George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" He said "No, but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me".The police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy, you should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available." George said, "Okay." He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again......."Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed"."Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them!" And he hung up.Within five minutes........6 Police Carsa SWAT Team a Helicopter 2 Fire Trucks a Paramedic and an Ambulance all showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burglars red handed. One of the Policemen said to George........"I thought you said that you'd shot them"?George said......."I thought you said there was nobody available!"(TrueStory) I LOVE IT!Don't mess with old people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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