- The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.

• YOU KNOW YOUR FROM NORTHERN ONTARIO WHEN? View
    by justarush_td on March 21, 2010 at 07:29:09 PDT
  
  You Know You're from Northern Ontario when...=--=- You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup.- You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.- The mosquitoes have landing lights.- You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.- You have 10 favourite recipes for moose meat.- Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.- You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above the ground.- You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.- Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.- You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.- You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.- The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1/4 page, but requires 6 pages for sports.- At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.- The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.- Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.- You think the start of moose season is a national holiday.- You head south to go to your cottage.- You frequently clean grease off your barbeque so the bears won't prowl on your deck.- You know which leaves make good toilet paper.- The major parish fund-raiser isn't bingo - it's sausage making.- You find -40C a little chilly.- The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer.- You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry and your Sorels.- You can play road hockey on skates.- You know 4 seasons - Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction.- The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.