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by a_hungrywolf_eh on August 24, 2007 at 14:45:44 PDT
Once upon a time there was a boy who cried wolf,"WOLF"! he yelledfrom the pasture, where he tended sheep. "WOLF! WOLF!" townspeople never came to his aid, insofar as the boy was crying wolf for the last 50 years, for kicks + giggles. ?The folks were frankly sick of the little freak. The only reason he never saw the wolf was because the sly devil had disguised itself in sheeps fleece to sneak into the flock + steal a lamb.
One day the shepherd went in search of a sheep 4 his family supper. The 1st one he saw, he killed, was----the wolf in sheeps clothing. The shepherd was subsequently charged on three counts: possession of an unregistered firearm: the killing of an endangered species, and an attempt to possess mutton 4 private use in contravention of the Sheep Marketing Board. Thing is, the spepherd had never heard of the recently enacted laws. Nobody mentioned any of that, back in the election. awoooo
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