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• lol......yeah Poor Bob n/t View
    by Bro_Terry on September 30, 2008 at 15:57:50 PDT
  
  : Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday.

  : His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

  : The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Bob! How ya doin?'

  : His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

  : 'Oh no,' says Bob. 'He's in my bowling league.

  : When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

  : His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?'

  : 'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.

  : I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.'

  : A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says,

  : 'Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?'

  : Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

  : Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab.

  : Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

  : Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it .

  : She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.

  : The cabby turns around and says,

  : 'Geez Bob, you picked up a real ^@*!# this time.'

  :
  : BOB's funeral will be on Friday.

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