- 12 Step Program View
by ShyEagle on February 4, 2002 at 07:34:55 PST
12 STEP PROGRAM - EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME ...1) I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose
my mailing lists if I DON'T forward an email!2) I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I
do forward an e-mail.3) Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria
Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate
they're supposed to send me.4) Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I
forward my e-mail to more than 50 people!5) I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or
freebies from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or
anyone else if I send an e- mail to 10 people.6) I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an
e-mail ... NEVER--EVER!!7) There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking
program, and I am not STUPID enough to think that
someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to 10
or more people!8) There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish
program in England collecting anything! He did when he
was 7 years old. He is now cancer free and 35 years old
and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POST CARDS, or GET-WELL CARDS.9) The government does not have a bill in Congress
called 901B (or whatever they named it this week) that,
if passed, will enable them to charge us 5 cents for
every e-mail we send.10) There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving
colorful flowers, characters, or program that I will
receive immediately after I forward an e-mail. NONE,
ZIP, ZERO, NADA!!11) The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to
certain individuals dying of some never-heard-of disease
for every e-mail address I send this to. The American
Red Cross RECEIVES donations.12) And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into
sending things by telling me I am not their friend or
that I don't believe in Jesus Christ. If God wants to
send me a message, I believe the bushes in my yard will
burn before He picks up a PC to pass it on!Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it
memorized, and send it along to at least 5 of your
friends before the next full moon or you will surely be
constipated for the next three months and all of your
hair will fall out! 8-)
- Re: 12 Step Program View
by sunny37ns on February 6, 2002 at 07:49:41 PST
LMAO....constipation? That sounds painfull....better pass it on...Great post shy....
Edwina
- Here, here!!!! GREAT POST nt View
by MBusLady on February 4, 2002 at 07:58:12 PST
: 12 STEP PROGRAM - EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME ...: 1) I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose
: my mailing lists if I DON'T forward an email!: 2) I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I
: do forward an e-mail.: 3) Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria
: Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate
: they're supposed to send me.: 4) Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I
: forward my e-mail to more than 50 people!: 5) I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or
: freebies from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or
: anyone else if I send an e- mail to 10 people.: 6) I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an
: e-mail ... NEVER--EVER!!: 7) There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking
: program, and I am not STUPID enough to think that
: someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to 10
: or more people!: 8) There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish
: program in England collecting anything! He did when he
: was 7 years old. He is now cancer free and 35 years old
: and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POST CARDS, or GET-WELL CARDS.: 9) The government does not have a bill in Congress
: called 901B (or whatever they named it this week) that,
: if passed, will enable them to charge us 5 cents for
: every e-mail we send.: 10) There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving
: colorful flowers, characters, or program that I will
: receive immediately after I forward an e-mail. NONE,
: ZIP, ZERO, NADA!!: 11) The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to
: certain individuals dying of some never-heard-of disease
: for every e-mail address I send this to. The American
: Red Cross RECEIVES donations.: 12) And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into
: sending things by telling me I am not their friend or
: that I don't believe in Jesus Christ. If God wants to
: send me a message, I believe the bushes in my yard will
: burn before He picks up a PC to pass it on!: Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it
: memorized, and send it along to at least 5 of your
: friends before the next full moon or you will surely be
: constipated for the next three months and all of your
: hair will fall out! 8-)
:
- Re: 12 Step Program View