MEMBERS OF THE 300 CLUB
INDY .. LINDA .. JESS .. CIN .. MOM .. KAT .. RON .. SUE .. WALT .. PHYLL .. OJ .. DAVE .. PAM .. CRICKET .. GG .. FRAN .. ERN .. LYNN .. VIC .. CLYDE .. ROBERT .. MARIE .. DJ ..
HELLO HOMIES! WHEW DOGGIES, IT HAS BEEN A HOT, HOT SUMMER. ALMOST AS HOT AS THE SCORES YOU ALL HAVE BEEN RECORDING IN OUR TOURS. BUT SUMMER IS ABOUT TO SLIP OFF INTO THE SUNSET, AND FALL WILL BE HERE BEFORE YOU KNOW IT. THEN HEAVEN FORBID, FOR YOU NORTHERNERS, IT WILL BE COLD COLD COLD, AND THAT WHITE STUFF WILL BE FALLING FROM THE SKY.
A LOT HAS HAPPENED OVER THE PAST FEW MONTHS HERE AT THE HOMELESS SHELTER. KAT EMBARKED ON HER WORLD TOUR, AND PAID VISITS TO ALMOST ALL OF OUR MEMBERS AS SHE TRAVELLED NORTH UP THE EAST COAST AND THEN OVER TO WISCONSIN AND THEN DOWN THROUGH THE MIDWEST AND THEN SOUTH BACK TO HER HOME. IT WAS THE TRIP OF A LIFETIME, AND ONE THAT SHE WILL NEVER FORGET. I AM STILL TRYING TO FIND OUT WHO WAS THE MOST BLESSED, KAT, OR ALL OF US THAT SHE VISITED. SHE TOOK PICTURES OF HER TRAVEL AND VISITS AND SHARED THEM WITH US ALL, MAKING US FEEL LIKE WE WERE RIDING ALONG WITH HER.
KAT WASN'T THE ONLY ONE TRAVELLING THIS SUMMER. OUR IN-HOUSE PASTOR WALT ALSO DID SOME TRAVELLING. HE CRISSCROSSED NEARLY THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES SHARING THE GREAT THINGS JESUS CHRIST IS DOING. AND YES, HE IS DOING SOME AMAZING THINGS. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT, JUST ASK WALT. AND WHAT AN AMAZING ROAD TRIP THAT WAS FOR WALT.
AND AS USUAL, IT IS ALMOST TIME FOR INDY TO PACK UP AND HEAD SOUTH. ALTHOUGH IT WAS NICE BEING BACK HOME IN INDIANA, I AM JUST ITCHING TO GET BACK TO MY OTHER HOME IN FLORIDA. I AM ANXIOUS TO GET BACK TO THOSE SHUFFLEBOARD COURTS WHERE ONCE AGAIN I WILL BE KICKING BUTT AND TAKING NAMES. I PITY THOSE SUCKERS WHOSE NAME IS ON MY LIST!
AS FAR AS LEAGUE NEWS GOES, WE ARE STILL HANGING IN THERE, THOUGH WE ARE FEW IN NUMBER. EVERYONE IS POSTING NICE SCORES, ESPECIALLY THOSE DARN WOMEN WHO TAKE GREAT JOY IN WHOOPING UP ON US GUYS. KAT, LYNN, CIN, AND MOM ARE AS GOOD AS IT GETS IN POGO BOWL. US GUYS DID DO A LITTLE RECRUITING AND BROUGHT IN DAN AND BILL TO HELP US TRY AND GET A WIN OR TWO AGAINST THE GIRLS. NOTHING AGAINST DAN OR BILL, BUT SO FAR IT HASN'T HELPED, AND THE GIRLS STILL REIGN SUPREME.
SPEAKING OF THE GUYS, OUR LONG TIME MEMBER ERN, IS STILL RECOVERING IN A REHAB CENTER, AND WE ARE ALL EAGERLY WAITING ON HIS RETURN TO THE LEAGUE. ONE OF OUR ALLTIME FAVORITES, WE MISS HIM SOMETHING TERRIBLE. WE ALL AGREE, HE IS SUCH A GOOD BOY!
NOT MUCH ELSE HAS BEEN HAPPENING HERE, EXCEPT WE HAVE HAD A FEW FENDER BENDERS IN WHICH OUR MEMBERS WERE INVOLVED. KAT AND LYNN BOTH HAVE HAD A COUPLE OF THOSE CRAZY MEN DRIVERS CRASH INTO THEM, AND WALT WAS ALSO INVOLVED IN AN ACCIDENT, AND YES, IT WAS ANOTHER MALE DRIVER. THE GIRLS SURVIVED WITHOUT ANY INJURIES, BUT WALT DID HAVE TO HAVE SOME SURGERY FOR SOME BROKEN BONES IN HIS HAND.
AS I END THIS NEWSLETTER/UPDATE, I WANT TO ENCOURAGE EVERYONE TO INVITE A FRIEND OR TWO TO COME JOIN OUR LEAGUE. AND IF YOU ARE READING THIS LETTER BUT ARE NOT A MEMBER OF THE HOMELESS SHELTER BOWLING LEAGUE, THEN WE OPEN OUR ARMS AND WELCOME YOU TO JOIN US. WE BOWL EVERY EVENING AT 7:30 AND 8:00 EASTERN TIME.
ALL OF OUR FORMER MEMBERS WHO HAVE NOT STOPPED IN FOR A WHILE, GRAB YOUR SHOES AND BALLS (NOT THOSE BALLS) AND JOIN US ON THE LANES. WE LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU ALL.
HUGS AND KISSES, STRIKES AND SPARES FROM INDY, KAT, AND CIN!
P.S. DON'T FORGET TO CHECK OUT OUR MEMORIAL GARDENS LIST OF NAMES ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT OF OUR HOMEPAGE TO SEE ALL OF OUR FORMER MEMBERS WHO HAVE WENT ON HOME TO HEAVEN BEFORE US. THEY MAY BE GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN. SADLY, THIS LIST CONTINUES TO GROW, AND NOW WE HAVE MORE PEOPLE IN THE MEMORIAL GARDENS THAN WE DO IN OUR LEAGUE.
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 Member vs Staff
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Battle of the Sexes
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2 VS 2
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Big Bux Tourney
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Member Appreciation
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