MEMBERS OF THE 300 CLUB
INDY .. LINDA .. JESS .. CIN .. MOM .. KAT .. RON .. SUE .. WALT .. PHYLL .. OJ .. DAVE .. PAM .. CRICKET .. FRAN .. ERN .. LYNN .. VIC .. CLYDE .. ROBERT .. DJ .. ROLLS
HELLO HOMIES! WHAT A WINTER IT HAS BEEN! OLD INDY HAS BEEN IN HYBERNATION DOWN HERE IN FLORIDA, BUT OLD MAN WINTER HAS BEEN VERY ACTIVE HERE IN THE SUNSHINE STATE ALSO. BUT IT IS TIME TO CRAWL OUT FROM UNDER THOSE COVERS, AND TIME TO START LOOKING FOR SPRING. IT WON'T BE LONG TILL WE WILL HAVE FORGOTTEN ALL THAT SNOW, AND THOSE BELOW ZERO DAYS.
THINGS HAVE BEEN GOING WELL HERE AT THE HOMELESS SHELTER. WE HAVE HAD SOME NEW MEMBERS WHICH WE GREATLY APPRECIATE, AND IT WOULD BE AWESOME TO HAVE A FEW MORE. IF YOU KNOW OF ANYONE LOOKING TO JOIN A LEAGUE, SEND THEM OUR WAY.
AS FAR AS THE LEAGUE AND HOW IT IS DOING, I ONLY HAVE ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE IT. AWESOME! THERE HAVE BEEN SOME GREAT SCORES POPPING UP EVERY NIGHT. AND IT ISN'T JUST ONE PERSON DOING IT. EVERYONE INTHE LEAGUE IS ROLLING THOSE HIGH SCORES.
THE GIRLS ARE STILL DOMINATING THE ACTION, BUT US GUYS ARE GETTING READY TO CHANGE ALL THAT, AREN'T WE GUYS? I KNOW THAT I AM GETTING TIRED OF SPENDING SO MUCH TIME IN THE BASEMENT. BUT THEN AGAIN, WE SURE CAN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THOSE FEATHER BOAS AND 6" STILETTOS THE GIRLS USE TO DISTRACT US.
I WANT TO TAKE A MOMENT TO WELCOME OUR NEWEST MEMBER TO THE HOMELESS SHELTER. ROLLS HAS PROVEN TO BE QUITE THE PLAYER, BOTH ON THE LANES AND WITH THE LADIES ... LOL... WE GUYS ARE SO GLAD TO HAVE HIM ON OUR TEAM, TO TRY AND HELP US KEEP UP WITH THOSE HIGH-FLYING LADIES.
AS I GET READY TO CLOSE OUT THIS UPDATE, I JUST WANT TO SEND OUT BEST WISHES FOR EVERYONE. I WANT PEACE AND HAPPINESS FOR ALL. I SEND OUT OPEN INVITATIONS FOR YOU ALL TO COME DOWN SOUTH FOR A VISIT, AND I WILL CHALLENGE YOU ALL TO A SHUFFLEBOARD MATCH. IF YOU BEAT ME AT THAT, I WILL THROW MY SHUFFLEBOARD CUE INTO THE LAKE AND LET THE GATORS HAVE IT. YOU ALL HAVE BEAT ME SO BAD IN BOWLING, I HAVE ALREADY THROWN MY COMPUTER OUT THE WINDOW.
AS I END THIS NEWSLETTER/UPDATE, I WANT TO ENCOURAGE EVERYONE TO INVITE A FRIEND OR TWO TO COME JOIN OUR LEAGUE. AND IF YOU ARE READING THIS LETTER BUT ARE NOT A MEMBER OF THE HOMELESS SHELTER BOWLING LEAGUE, THEN WE OPEN OUR ARMS AND WELCOME YOU TO JOIN US. WE BOWL EVERY EVENING AT 7:30 AND 8:00 EASTERN TIME.
ALL OF OUR FORMER MEMBERS WHO HAVE NOT STOPPED IN FOR A WHILE, GRAB YOUR SHOES AND BALLS (NOT THOSE BALLS ERN) AND JOIN US ON THE LANES. WE LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU ALL.
HUGS AND KISSES, STRIKES AND SPARES FROM INDY, KAT, AND CIN!
P.S. DON'T FORGET TO CHECK OUT OUR MEMORIAL GARDENS LIST OF NAMES ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT OF OUR HOMEPAGE TO SEE ALL OF OUR FORMER MEMBERS WHO HAVE WENT ON HOME TO HEAVEN BEFORE US. THEY MAY BE GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN. SADLY, THIS LIST CONTINUES TO GROW, AND NOW WE HAVE MORE PEOPLE IN THE MEMORIAL GARDENS THAN WE DO IN OUR LEAGUE.
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 Member vs Staff
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Battle of the Sexes
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2 VS 2
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Big Bux Tourney
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Member Appreciation
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