The players were grumbling, �Who gets the bye?�
Bonnie shouted out, �It better be I!�
Wizracer in his thong and Amy with her whip,
Had just settled in for�. Oops, n/m.

When out in the lobby there arose such a clatter;
Sweet yelled out, �What the hell�s the matter??�
Startled from her nap by the sound of a crash,
Simp jumped into action and returned in a flash.

When what to her wandering eyes should appear?
But a miniature rating and Gottaloveit in tears.
With Mac for support and Boom at her back,
She knew in a moment she was gonna take flack.

More rapid than eagles her fingers they flew,
As she typed each name, save for a few.
Now Pell & Leann make for Rock & Moe
Now Mac & Lace make for Lady & Joe.

Get to your tables, away with you all;
Big Ben is counting, don�t try to stall.
Brian and Grandma with Rcky and Rover
Won�t get to play till the first games are over.

Stumbling into the room like an oversized clown,
Maytag popped in to spread cheer around.
�Whassup yall?� he exclaimed with a roar,
(Seems someone forgot to lock the door.)

He couldn�t stay long, it had been a long night,
But we heard him exclaim as he ran out of sight...

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL
AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!