The players were grumbling, “Who gets the bye?”
Bonnie shouted out, “It better be I!”
Wizracer in his thong and Amy with her whip,
Had just settled in for…. Oops, n/m.

When out in the lobby there arose such a clatter;
Sweet yelled out, “What the hell’s the matter??”
Startled from her nap by the sound of a crash,
Simp jumped into action and returned in a flash.

When what to her wandering eyes should appear?
But a miniature rating and Gottaloveit in tears.
With Mac for support and Boom at her back,
She knew in a moment she was gonna take flack.

More rapid than eagles her fingers they flew,
As she typed each name, save for a few.
Now Pell & Leann make for Rock & Moe
Now Mac & Lace make for Lady & Joe.

Get to your tables, away with you all;
Big Ben is counting, don’t try to stall.
Brian and Grandma with Rcky and Rover
Won’t get to play till the first games are over.

Stumbling into the room like an oversized clown,
Maytag popped in to spread cheer around.
“Whassup yall?” he exclaimed with a roar,
(Seems someone forgot to lock the door.)

He couldn’t stay long, it had been a long night,
But we heard him exclaim as he ran out of sight...

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL
AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!