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  • HAPPY HOLIDAYS View
      by joesback4good on December 11, 2005 at 05:24:48 PST

    Collards is green,
    Our dog's name is Blue
    And we so lucky
    To have players like you.

    Ya'lls hair is like cornsilk
    A-flapping in the breeze.
    Softer than Blue's
    And without all dem fleas.

    Ya'll move like the bass,
    Which excite us n May.
    Ya'll ain't got no scales
    But we luv you anyway.

    Ya'lls as satisfy'n as okry
    Jist a-fry'n in da pan.
    Ya'lls as fragrant as "snuff"
    Right out of da can.

    Ya'll have some'a yore teeth,
    For which we'unz R proud;
    We hold our head high
    When we're n da crowd.

    On special occasions,
    When Ya'll shave under yore arms,
    Well, we'r in hawg heaven,
    N awed by Ya'll charms.

    Still dem folkz in da zone,
    Dey all wantz ta knowz,
    What we did to deserve
    Such purdy, great euchre doe's.

    Like a good roll O duct tape
    Ya'll dere fer us man,
    To patch up life's troubles
    And play what you can.

    Ya'll is cute as a junebug
    A-buzzin' overhead.
    Ya'll ain't mean like those far ants
    We found n our bed.

    Cut from the best cloth
    Like a plaid flannel shirt,
    Ya'll spark up our life
    More than a fresh load of dirt.

    When ya'll hold da cardz real tight
    Like a padded gunrack,
    Our life is complete;
    Ain't nuttin' we lack.

    Ya'lls complexion, it's perfection,
    Like da best vinyl sidin'.
    Despite all dem years,
    Ya'll age, it keeps hidin'.

    Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
    With a RC cold drank,
    We'unz go together
    Like a skunk goes with stank.

    Some buy chocolate
    For Valentine's Day;
    They git it at Wal-Mart,
    It's romantic that way.

    Some git roses
    On that special day
    From the cooler at Kroger.
    That's impressive," I say.

    Some buy fine diamonds
    From a flea market booth.
    "Diamonds are forever,"
    They explain, suave and couth.

    But for us, playerz,
    These won't do.
    Cause Ya'll too special,
    Ya'll sweet thang you.

    We got you a gift,
    Without taste nor odor, PardS,
    More useful than diamonds......
    IT'S 4 NEW DECKS O EUCHRE CARDS!!


    HAPPY HOLIDAYS: JOE

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