MyLeague: Scrabble 2

BTW View
by RapierDuck on July 15, 2002 at 04:06:22 PDT

There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists
>you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know you all
>have experienced this, and here's the way one old guy handled it.
>
>An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he
>approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you
>seeing the doctor for today?"
>
>"There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.
>
>The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
>crowded office and say things like that."
>
>"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
>
>The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some ebarrassment in
>this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong
>with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the
>doctor ! in private."
>
>The man walked out, waited several minutes and then reentered. The
>receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
>
>"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
>
>The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
>advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
>
>"I can't pee out of it," the man replied.
- Re: BTW View
  by susan912 on July 28, 2002 at 20:05:09 PDT
  
  : There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists
  : >you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know you all
  : >have experienced this, and here's the way one old guy handled it.
  : >
  : >An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he
  : >approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you
  : >seeing the doctor for today?"
  : >
  : >"There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.
  : >
  : >The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
  : >crowded office and say things like that."
  : >
  : >"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
  : >
  : >The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some ebarrassment in
  : >this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong
  : >with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the
  : >doctor ! in private."
  : >
  : >The man walked out, waited several minutes and then reentered. The
  : >receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
  : >
  : >"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
  : >
  : >The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
  : >advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
  : >
  : >"I can't pee out of it," the man replied.
  duckie my mother was a nurse b4 she retired and my dad a doc mom got her just desserts she asked a portuguese sailor to repeat what he whispered and he said very loudly in the emergency room waiting area I THINK I HAVE VD, my mother was very embarrassed. my dad was talking to a male patient who was very overweight and had a wife who was very deaf. he told the patient he really needed to lose weight . when the deaf wife asked w what did the doc say. the husband whispered to her he says i need to lose weight. With that the wife proclaimed loudly "sure the doctors fat too""" my dad said it sure put him in his place