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clearing the air View
by PlaynTheGame2Win on May 01, 2008 at 09:15:46

There is alot of rumors and talk floating around about me and id like to take this time to clear the air..
1. I was born in a test tube, warmed and incubated to perfection.
2. My middle name really is purity, David Purity Smith.
3. I am NOT pregnant, but I do have 3 breast and I am lactating.
4. I was married to Satan, but now im seeking child support, but state wont accept hell as a legal residency.
5. Last but not least.. my lips will always be mounted to Fan's buttocks, so take care, bye bye now, please pull forward.
- Re: clearing the air View
  by mahalas on May 01, 2008 at 10:08:09
  
  : There is alot of rumors and talk floating around about me and id like to take this time to clear the air..
  : 1. I was born in a test tube, warmed and incubated to perfection.
  : 2. My middle name really is purity, David Purity Smith.
  : 3. I am NOT pregnant, but I do have 3 breast and I am lactating.
  : 4. I was married to Satan, but now im seeking child support, but state wont accept hell as a legal residency.
  : 5. Last but not least.. my lips will always be mounted to Fan's buttocks, so take care, bye bye now, please pull forward.
  Hey you forgot to say you wear a pink tutu. Thats a big thing to forget when you decided last night you wanted to jump over the fence to the ladies side. Oh and you forgot fan's fries again. Geez man get with it or start working in the kitchen instead of the window.
- Re: clearing the air View
  by sindie201 on May 19, 2008 at 21:59:46
  
  : : There is alot of rumors and talk floating around about me and id like to take this time to clear the air..
  : : 1. I was born in a test tube, warmed and incubated to perfection.
  : : 2. My middle name really is purity, David Purity Smith.
  : : 3. I am NOT pregnant, but I do have 3 breast and I am lactating.
  : : 4. I was married to Satan, but now im seeking child support, but state wont accept hell as a legal residency.
  : : 5. Last but not least.. my lips will always be mounted to Fan's buttocks, so take care, bye bye now, please pull forward.
  : Hey you forgot to say you wear a pink tutu. Thats a big thing to forget when you decided last night you wanted to jump over the fence to the ladies side. Oh and you forgot fan's fries again. Geez man get with it or start working in the kitchen instead of the window.
  I don't think this has cleared the air man, just muddied the waters!!!!!!

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