His irritated wife screamed back: "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"

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    by Bro_Terry on September 15, 2008 at 15:53:46 PDT
  
  : A biker's greatest achievement was his brood of six kids. He was so proud
  : that he continually called his wife: Mother of Six, which pissed her off a
  : lot. But he kept referring to her as Mother of Six no matter where they
  : went.

  : At end of a poker run, he shouted across the bar, "Hey, Mother of Six, you
  : ready to go home?"

  : His irritated wife screamed back: "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"