- Worm-Overload-Recreational-KillerVirus View
by iwasred on December 11, 2006 at 12:05:14 PST
There is a virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest Liquor store.
Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract
(WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your . You should forward this warning to 5 friends.
If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK
is controlling your life.