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      by iwasred on August 14, 2006 at 16:55:04 PDT

    This is a good one. Enjoy.

    This is too funny!!!!! A MASTERCARD WEDDING

    You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent
    wedding
    that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local
    newspaper
    and
    even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300
    guests.

    After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with
    a
    microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank
    everyone
    for
    coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
    He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to
    thank
    his
    new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

    As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
    everyone
    a
    special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's
    chair,
    including the wedding party was an envelope.

    He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
    envelope.

    Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having
    sex
    with the best man.

    The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired
    a
    private detective to tail them.

    After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for
    a
    couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!"

    Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"

    Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
    He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

    While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
    finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the
    charade,
    as
    if nothing were wrong. His revenge--making the bride's parents pay
    over
    $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all,
    trashing
    the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and
    family
    members.

    This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might
    get a
    MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?

    Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends:
    $32,000.

    Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

    Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500.

    The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the
    bride
    humping the best man: Priceless.

    There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
    MASTERCARD!

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