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by Desperado on November 11, 2004 at 15:23:39 PST
An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Scottsman (suds)were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building where��they were eating lunch�
The Irishman said, "Corned Beef and Cabbage!� If I get Corned Beef and Cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
�The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get Burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The Scotsman (suds) opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a Bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw Corned Beef and Cabbage, and jumped to his death.
�The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a Burrito, and jumped, too.
The Scotsman(suds) opened his lunch, saw the Bologna , and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of Corned Beef and Cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him Tacos or Enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated Burritos so much."�
�Everyone turned and stared at the Sud's wife. Sud's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch.�
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