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  • 12 Step Program View
      by ShyEagle on February 4, 2002 at 07:34:55 PST

    12 STEP PROGRAM - EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME ...

    1) I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose
    my mailing lists if I DON'T forward an email!

    2) I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I
    do forward an e-mail.

    3) Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria
    Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate
    they're supposed to send me.

    4) Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I
    forward my e-mail to more than 50 people!

    5) I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or
    freebies from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or
    anyone else if I send an e- mail to 10 people.

    6) I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an
    e-mail ... NEVER--EVER!!

    7) There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking
    program, and I am not STUPID enough to think that
    someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to 10
    or more people!

    8) There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish
    program in England collecting anything! He did when he
    was 7 years old. He is now cancer free and 35 years old
    and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POST CARDS, or GET-WELL CARDS.

    9) The government does not have a bill in Congress
    called 901B (or whatever they named it this week) that,
    if passed, will enable them to charge us 5 cents for
    every e-mail we send.

    10) There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving
    colorful flowers, characters, or program that I will
    receive immediately after I forward an e-mail. NONE,
    ZIP, ZERO, NADA!!

    11) The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to
    certain individuals dying of some never-heard-of disease
    for every e-mail address I send this to. The American
    Red Cross RECEIVES donations.

    12) And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into
    sending things by telling me I am not their friend or
    that I don't believe in Jesus Christ. If God wants to
    send me a message, I believe the bushes in my yard will
    burn before He picks up a PC to pass it on!

    Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it
    memorized, and send it along to at least 5 of your
    friends before the next full moon or you will surely be
    constipated for the next three months and all of your
    hair will fall out! 8-)

    • Re: 12 Step Program View
        by sunny37ns on February 6, 2002 at 07:49:41 PST

      LMAO....constipation? That sounds painfull....better pass it on...

      Great post shy....

      Edwina

    • Here, here!!!! GREAT POST nt View
        by MBusLady on February 4, 2002 at 07:58:12 PST

      : 12 STEP PROGRAM - EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME ...

      : 1) I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose
      : my mailing lists if I DON'T forward an email!

      : 2) I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I
      : do forward an e-mail.

      : 3) Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria
      : Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate
      : they're supposed to send me.

      : 4) Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I
      : forward my e-mail to more than 50 people!

      : 5) I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or
      : freebies from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or
      : anyone else if I send an e- mail to 10 people.

      : 6) I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an
      : e-mail ... NEVER--EVER!!

      : 7) There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking
      : program, and I am not STUPID enough to think that
      : someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to 10
      : or more people!

      : 8) There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish
      : program in England collecting anything! He did when he
      : was 7 years old. He is now cancer free and 35 years old
      : and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POST CARDS, or GET-WELL CARDS.

      : 9) The government does not have a bill in Congress
      : called 901B (or whatever they named it this week) that,
      : if passed, will enable them to charge us 5 cents for
      : every e-mail we send.

      : 10) There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving
      : colorful flowers, characters, or program that I will
      : receive immediately after I forward an e-mail. NONE,
      : ZIP, ZERO, NADA!!

      : 11) The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to
      : certain individuals dying of some never-heard-of disease
      : for every e-mail address I send this to. The American
      : Red Cross RECEIVES donations.

      : 12) And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into
      : sending things by telling me I am not their friend or
      : that I don't believe in Jesus Christ. If God wants to
      : send me a message, I believe the bushes in my yard will
      : burn before He picks up a PC to pass it on!

      : Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it
      : memorized, and send it along to at least 5 of your
      : friends before the next full moon or you will surely be
      : constipated for the next three months and all of your
      : hair will fall out! 8-)
      :


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