- Funeral View
by funkzy on January 9, 2006 at 10:48:09 PST
A guy is sitting having a coffee outside a cafe , when he see's a funeral procession passing by.
At the front is long black hearse , followed by another black hearse , behind which a man walking a Pitbull follows , then about 200 men in single file.
The guy is curious and walks over to the man dressed in black walking the dog.
" Excuse me for asking , but i have never seen a procession like this before.Who's in the first hearse ?"
"Thats my wife , my dog attacked and killed her" says the man.
"Sorry to hear that.Who's in the 2nd hearse?"
"Thats the mother-in-law , she tried to help the wife and was also mauled to death by the dog"
" Can i borrow your dog ? "
" Join the queue "
