: Subject: Home Depot

: Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing.

: He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge.

: Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet.

: When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet?" The manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00.

: Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that is a very expensive faucet. It's certainly out of my price bracket."

: She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy.

: The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one.

: From the storeroom the manager yelled. "Ma'am, do you wanna screw for the hinge?"

: Mary paused for a moment and then shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet."

: This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot

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