She's single. She lives right across the street.

I can see her house from my living room.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street and
up my driveway.

She knocked on my door. I rushed to open it.

She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and

I am so horny! I have this

strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make
love all night long!

Are you busy tonight?"

I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have

no plans at all!"

Then she said, "Good! In that case, could
you watch my dog?"

MAN... IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!