MEMBERS OF THE 300 CLUB
INDY .. CIN .. MOM .. KAT .. ERN .. LYNN ..
HELLO HOMIES! LABOR DAY IS HERE AND IT MEANS THE END OF SUMMER. KIDS ARE BACK IN SCHOOL AND TEMPARTURES WILL SOON BE DROPPING AND LEAVES WILL BE TURNING FALL COLORS. AFTER THE HOT SUMMER WE ARE ALL LOOKING TO THE COOL DOWN. OF COURSE WE CAN NOT FORGET THE SEPTEMBER BRINGS A SAD REMINDER THAT 25 YEARS AGO ON SEPTEMBER 11, 2001 WE FACED A HORRIBLE ATTACK ON OUR COUNRTY! WE REMEMBER WHERE WE WERE ON THAT FATEFUL DAY AND WE REMEMBER THE ONES WHO GAVE THEIR LIFE FOR OURS. PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO HOLD YOUR LOVED ONES CLOSE AND TO PRAY IT NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN.
AS FAR AS THE LEAGUE AND HOW IT IS DOING, I ONLY HAVE ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE IT. AWSOME!!! THERE HAVE BEEN SOME GREAT SCORES POPPING UP EVERY NIGHT AND IT ISN'T JUST ONE PERSON DOING IT. EVERYONE ON THE LEAGUE IS BOWLING THOSE HIGH SCORES. WE STILL DON'T LIKE THE NEW POGO BOWL BUT WE ARE ADJUSTING.
THERE HASN'T BEEN ANY CHANGES TO OUR LEAGUE. ALL ARE HOME AND GETTING READY FOR FALL AND FOR A CHANGE EVERYONE IS IN GOOD HEALTH. WE ARE STILL LOOKING FOR NEW MEMBERS (ESPECIALLY SOME GUYS). ERN, WALT AND I NEED HELP IN TRYING TO BEAT THE LADIES. THEY HAVE BEEN ROLLING SOME HIGH SCORES!!!
AS I CLOSE OUT THIS NEWSLETTER, I WANT TO SEND OUT BEST WISHES FOR EVERYONE. I WANT PEACE AND HAPPINESS FOR ALL. I SEND OUT AN OPEN INVITATIONS FOR YOU ALL TO COME DOWN SOUTH FOR A VISIT. I WILL CHALLENGE YOU ALL TO A SHUFFLEBOARD MATCH. IF YOU BEAT ME AT THAT, I WILL THROW MY SHUFFLEBOARD CUE INTO THE LAKE AND LET THE GATORS HAVE IT. YOU ALL HAVE BEAT ME SO BAD IN BOWLING, I HAVE ALREADY THROWN MY COMPUTER OUT THE WINDOW.
I WANT TO ENCOURAGE EVERYONE TO INVITE A FRIEND OR TWO TO COME JOIN OUR LEAGUE. AND IF YOU ARE READING THIS LETTER BUT ARE NOT A MEMBER OF THE HOMELESS SHELTER BOWLING LEAGUE, THEN WE OPEN OUR ARMS AND WELCOME YOU TO JOIN US. WE BOWL EVERY EVENING AT 7:30 AND 8:00 EASTERN TIME. FOR ALL OF OUR FORMER MEMBERS WHO HAVE NOT STOPPED IN FOR A WHILE, GRAB YOUR SHOES AND BALLS (NOT THOSE BALLS ERN) AND JOIN US ON THE LANES. WE LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU ALL.
HUGS AND KISSES, STRIKES AND SPARES FROM INDY, KAT, AND CIN!
P.S. DON'T FORGET TO CHECK OUT OUR MEMORIAL GARDENS LIST OF NAMES ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT OF OUR HOMEPAGE TO SEE ALL OF OUR FORMER MEMBERS WHO HAVE WENT ON HOME TO HEAVEN BEFORE US. THEY MAY BE GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN. SADLY, THIS LIST CONTINUES TO GROW, AND NOW WE HAVE MORE PEOPLE IN THE MEMORIAL GARDENS THAN WE DO IN OUR LEAGUE.
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 Member vs Staff
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Battle of the Sexes
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2 VS 2
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Big Bux Tourney
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Member Appreciation
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